In a few weeks, they’re moving my department at work and everyone is talking about what type of cubicles we’ll get. Will they have high walls or short walls? Will there be cabinets or drawers or neither? Will we be in a high foot traffic area or tucked away off a back alley where it’s quiet? Will we be close enough to the break room to smell microwave popcorn or far enough away that whoever heats up seafood in the toaster oven can’t cover us in a blanket of funk? This is a time of great questions in cubicle land, but the only one I have is:
How Christian will my cubicle be?
It’s a fair question. Some people use their cubicles as tiny little sanctuaries, bedazzling every flat surface with Jesus memorabilia. Other people use their cubicles as conversation starters with coworkers, “Oh what this? That’s just an old Bible I keep around. Speaking of the Bible, would you like to accept Jesus into your heart before we go to the next staff meeting?” But how do you know if it’s enough? How can you be certain your cubicle is holy? If only there were a score sheet, if only there were an easy way to tally all your cubicle Christianity points up quickly. If only there were a …
Christian Cubicle Point System:
1. You removed one of your three cubicle walls and replaced it with a Thomas Kinkade painting. = +5 points
2. You have a souvenir from your mission trip in your cubicle. = +2 points
3. It was a “fun mission trip” e.g., you were witnessing to people on the beach in Hawaii or skiers at Aspen. = 0 points
4. Your mouse is shaped like a Jesus fish. = +1 point
5. You have a local Christian radio station playing at all times. = +1 point
6. You have a loop of sermon podcasts playing at all times. = +2 points
7. You have that Carman song with the devil cameo playing at all times. = +3 points
8. You have Joshua 24:15 hung up and crossed out “As for me and my house” and instead wrote, “As for me and my cubicle.” = +1 point
9. It’s cross stitched = +2 points
10. You got rid of your office chair and instead sit in a tiny section of pew you got from a church they were tearing down. = +3 points
11. You removed the number 6 from your keyboard to prevent ever accidentally slipping and typing 666. = + 1 point
12. You have a Bible in your cubicle in plain sight. = +1 point
13. It’s the King James Version = +2 points
14. It’s displayed open on a stand carved from a piece of driftwood you found on the beach during a retreat = +3 points
15. You have a choir "cubicle robe" that you change into when you get back to your desk similar to how Mr. Rogers used to put on a different sweater when he got home. = +4 points
16. One of your drawers is filled with holy water just in case someone wants to get baptized by dunking their head in the drawer above the file folders. = + 5 points
17. You have a sticker that reads. “In case of rapture, this cubicle will be unmanned.” = +1 point
18. During the Christmas cubicle decoration contest you always set up a nativity scene in your cubicle. = +1 point
19. It’s a “live scene” so during the three weeks before Christmas you dress like one of the wise men. = +2 points
20. It includes live animals. = +3 points
21. You nicknamed your cubicle something cool like most youth group rooms, e.g. “da’ zone,” or “xTreme.” = + 2 points
22. In the corner of your whiteboard you have the numbers 4:13 written to subtly remind yourself of Philippians 4:13. = +1 point
23. You wrote out the whole verse on your whiteboard = +2 points
24. Whenever someone comes in your cubicle, you do push ups while reciting, “I can do all things through him who strengthens me.” = +3 points
25. When people come to gossip, you join in, but always say, “Bless her heart” or “I mean that in Christian love” after you do. = +1 point
26. Coworkers know to come to your cubicle for advice, encouragement and communion wafers because you’ve got a whole bag of em’ in the bottom drawer. =+1 point
27. You have a little computer monitor mirror that helps you see behind you and on it in whiteout you wrote, “I see you and so does Jesus.” = +1 point
28. You have that poster of the cat hanging from a rope with the caption, “Hang in there” to encourage the people around you. = +2 points
29. You crossed out “hang in there” because you thought it was too wishy washy and that cat was kind of a heathen. Instead you scribbled “hang onto Jesus." = +4 points
30. You have a decomposing palm branch from Palm Sunday in your cubicle. = +2 points for each branch.
31. You’ll only hang up your kid’s artwork in your cubicle if it’s something they colored at Sunday school. Clifford and Sesame Street aren’t making the cut. = +1 point
32. You’re not above taking a love offering if more than two people are gathered in your cubicle at the same time. = +1 point
33. You take great offense at the parade of Christian stereotypes presented in this list and printed out the post as a reminder to pray for me = +2 points
How did you score? My current cubicle ranked a sweaty Philistinish 3 points. I’m ashamed of it and me, but mostly it.
If you scored over a 40, you’re working in what I call a “Tempicle.” (Yeah, that’s right, I just mixed the word temple and cubicle.) Under 10 and you’re begging for an ergonomic lightning bolt from heaven.
So what did you score? Are you in the equivalent of a work Vatican? How holy is your cubicle? And are there any categories I missed?
Monday, November 24, 2008
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I scored a measly 1 point. Mainly because I'm thinking what your thinking.
Now rewind back 20 years and my score would have been WAY up there.
I had the "holiest" cubicle.
And was very proud of it.
"I am not ashamed of the gospel" was one of my favorite songs, scriptures, mottos so I made certain that even the FED EX guy would be exposed to the gospel just by passing my cubicle.
I'm still not ashamed, just have decided that the best way to encourage my co-workers and be a good example for Christ in the workplace is to...encourage my co-workers, and be a good example of Christ in the workplace.
You did miss one though.
The Christian coffee mug that says "JAVALUYAH"!
This way great, by the way.
wow... just... wow. I have nothing else to say, other than I'm really glad I don't have a cubicle so I don't feel pressured to measure up!
Whoa...I'm not sure I can even claim to be a Christian anymore. I only scored 2 points and I don't know if one of them really counted since the music comes through my headphones only. Hmmm.
What about passages of scripture tacked to my cubicle walls? Can I get some points for that?
What about memory verse cards?
:)
I didn't score anything. Yet... But you obviously blew the scoring system! I have a 27 quart bowl of SKITTLES! That HAS to be worth something.
Tom
I only scored a 2 and I'm a missionary. And I don't even know if I get those 2 points because my life is a mission trip. Can I say I have souvenirs from a mission trip? haha Maybe I will shoot for those other 2 points by printing out this hilarious list and hanging it up and praying for your soul. haha Love it.
I don't have a cubicle but I think just having a Bible out should be more than 1!
Surely I can get +1 point for KidStuf (Family Ministry) invitations 'accidentally' lying at the edge of my desk. ha ha ha
otherwize da holi-zone scores a big fat oh
I'm currently without cubicle (and job) so I think my rank is a 0... but you did miss your verse of the day calendars, daily memory verse holder, prayer list in plain sight, and my favorite, the picture of the "Compassion International" child you are sponsoring for less than a cup of coffee a day... oh yeah, the poster that says that He loves us so much that he stretched out his arms and died with a "picture" of Jesus being crucified.
Wow, I only got 1 point for the bible in my cubicle. It is displayed open, but not on a stand carved from driftwood.
Can I get some extra points for having e-Sword, The Sword of the Lord with an electronic edge loaded on both my computers and my PDA? That should be worth some points, don't you think?
Word Verification: "buyess" - a very appropriate word for this season when we are all buyess and selless of Stuff.
No fair. I don't work in a cubicle! (Okay, I suppose I won't complain about that.) Sometimes I paint "John 3:16" on the wall before I paint over it. So that's pretty holy, huh?
Another idea:
You have framed pictures of all your kids on your desk (+3 points). At first, you're saying, "Yeah, who doesn't"? but you only get points if, when people ask, "Are those your kids?" you reply in one of three ways:
1) Oh, no, those are just some souls trapped in fleshly sinbags that I'm praying for every time I look at them.
2) No, they're children of God...and then give them a righteous glare with your hands on your hips.
3) Yeah, they're my kids, guilty as charged, but I like to think of them as my "mission team".
You have SCL stickers plastered everywhere: +10.
Right??
I don't have a cubicle, but I'm sure if I did it would be of the most holy quality.
I think I've got a severely negative score. Pacman, clippings from The Onion, a bar scene with characters from Vertigo comics, a Futurama calendar, a troll from Norway and a monkey statue from Nigeria, a deck of Magic cards and a tarot deck. And jellybeans.
Man now I wish I had a cubicle so I could witness to my coworkers. I only have a corner office in a church with two windows that you can't see out of or open because they are stained glass, but not the good stained glass the fake stuff that looks like the glass you use in a shower door but colored.
Word Verification: reled
Tutorials for relos, the post modern operating system. These tutorials are only accessible with an open mind.
"I was trying to do a couple of reled courses last night but even with the candles, babbling brook CD and incense I was to obsessed with how unChristian my cubicle is."
Satan, bite the dust!! *Bonanza music goes here*
Oh Carmen...how we love thee.
Now that I'm a stay at home mom, the closest thing I have to a cubicle is the desk where the bills pile up. But I think I can still score some major points thanks to Curtis' add of having framed pictures of my kids! Especially if the picture frame says something about God's blessings...
I was so sad to hear you work in a cubicle. I'm sooo sorry.
My 1st work place is a comfy old recliner & a lap top, looking out the window that faces a hill with trees & a deer feeder. As I read about you working in a cubicle, I watched 6 deer fighting over breakfast.
My 2nd work place is in a building including a kitchen, media room, & rec room with constant interuptions that my secretary reminds me is my real job...ministry, the other is just stuff I do while waiting for God to send someone.
My 3rd work place is actually the secretaries office that I refer to as a cubicle that has huge variety of Christian stuff.
I was once in the office all the time working to the point of exhaustion. One night while driving home a police officer stopped me & asked, "Maam have you been drinking?" & "Can you tell me why you are weaving all over the road?" I said, "No sir! I just spent 2 weeks working on a newsletter & I am exhausted & need a secretary!
God provided & I no longer have to workd in a cubicle.
Word Verification exuali
When you exalt many times.
My desk is in the back room of my house right off the kitchen. I am currently smelling coffee and bacon. As I look around my desk, there is a bible and a cross hanging on the wall...and I am at HOME!! Funny!
Word Verification: bligr..(pronounced blyger) Blogger who is a big liar???? YIKES!
I work at home, and my computer set up did not earn any of your points, but I do have the Litany of Humility and the poem Do The Next Thing taped up next to my monitor. Gotta get some points for those :).
Though I guess it doesn't count for much if I don't have any coworkers to walk by and notice how uber spiritual I am (and humble to boot).
Once a year you move the water cooler into your cubby to reinact Pentacost, with extra emphasis on tongues = +5 points
You have a donkey at all times = +1
It talks = +3 points
If you're a woman you always slip on a tasteful bonnet when you enter you cubicle because you never know when you'll need to pray = +3
There's a basket woven by a Haitian in the corner filled with Compassion International kids' profiles = +2
It's not unusual for you to miraculously produce an abundance of fish flavored Top Ramen for the lunchless who you're witnessing to = +2 points
Being slain in the spirit has gotten you out of an office meeting at least once = +2
You boycott cubicles with Disney stuff = +1
You have a greeter at your cubicle entrance = +2 points
One lousy point here (but it is my Bible). Back to the drawing board. And I work in a Christian-sponsored hospital! No credit for those Christian fortune cookie papers taped all over my monitor? Or Prayertoons cartoons? So much Christianity, so little space...
2
and only because I have a poster comprised of pictures from our mission trip to Haiti this summer....
Sumee: what you should do since I have said poster...."
I work for the public school system - no CHRISTIAN stuff allowed(but I can new age all I want - which I don't). But, I am a rebel because I have a bible verse taped to my computer screen which is probably like giving the middle finger - so do I get extra points for that?
Verses hanging on the walls? Come on that should count for SOMETHING?!
Great post as always. I was wiping tears away from laughing so hard.
thanks.
Zero, even though I actually have a cross hanging on the wall! (And it's made of olive wood! From Israel! And it has a dove superimposed at the crosspiece! Should be all kind of points there.) But it's in a place where only I can see it, so maybe that's negative points.
I also used to have a mouse pad with my church mission statement on it.
A 3 according to this list. But I have 3 Bibles and one is King James. And I have a bobblehead Jesus. Doesn't that give me points? And there are some pictures of me playing bass with fellow Christians (OK, they're not easily identified as such, but I know).
And there's a button that quotes Jesus (OK, it's the leftist Jesus who only wants peace, but still...).
I figure I'm in the "tween" range of points (that's between 10 and 12).
How about the ten commandment bookmark hanging on my wall? or the stack of invitations to a bible study I go to?
in my little area of the world, I have the secular radio station playing because they have already gone to 24/7 Christmas music.. yes, Santa included! I also have a picture on my wall of the Disney princesses making faces and fist fighting. Oh, did I mention I am the church secretary for a colonial style First Baptist? Thanking Sweet Baby Jesus that the pastor has a great warped sense of humor as I do... he is also my dad. If we were Episcopal, I could say "My Padre is my padre!"
I got a zero.
Does my Patriots mug count for anything? :)
do i get any points for a taco bell mild sauce that says "nice palm, i read a great deal of pleasure in your future" hanging up? ... probably not as that is too innuendo-esque...
so i scored a Zero.
my friend came up with the best name ever for those styrofoamy communion wafers - Jeez-its.
I giggle whenever we have them in church. so inappropriate of me. I do not, however, have a drawer full of them and also score a -0-.
wv, I kid you not, is "aunti".
Your chair mat is actually a prayer rug, and instead of a cardigan you keep a prayer shawl on the back of the chair, in case you need to fall on your face before the Lord in prayer for the boss's soul = +5
Your computer wallpaper (or better yet, screen saver) is a set of rotating images including but not limited to:
Sweet Baby Jesus blessing the Wise Men;
New Compassion children available for sponsorship;
An animated Sweet Baby Jesus dancing a la Ally McBeal;
An animated Sweet Baby Jesus NOT dancing because Christians don't dance.
+5 minimum, up to +10 depending on amount of flash animation used.
Here's something I saw last week: Not a pic of a whole cubicle, but I think the note should be worth at least 11 points: http://tinyurl.com/6hv7o8
I loved #29: "...the cat was kind of a heathen."
Word verif: culaters: The goodbyes you give friends in texting language. (I know, not funny. But you gotta admire my hipness in knowing that. Or not. Since I just used the word "hipness." Sigh.)
2 points is all I got. I wouldn't have gotten that were it not for the Phillipians verse being written out. I'm such a sinner...
WV--imbesi. Multiple amounts of imbiciles...
"30. You have a decomposing palm branch from Palm Sunday in your cubicle. = +2 points for each branch."
How many bonus points do I get for having three palms, each folded into a small cross and arranged to depict the three crosses on the hill?
I got nothin', but I would definitely buy a Jesus fish shaped mouse.
I was listening to some Stryper this morning - does that get me any points?
Wow, you have some pretty un-holy cubicle readers here.
Sadly, I am among them. I too scored a 0. But I work in my church office. What co-worker am I going to invite to give their life to Christ???
How about...
1. Your cube has Christmas decorations instead of "Holiday" decorations. +2
2. You have a kneeling pad for prayer time. +2
3. You use the kneeling pad as a foot rest when not praying. -3
4. Your computer screen saver has a Bible Verse. +1
5. Your computer screen wallpaper is Christian themed. +1
6. You have church inviter cards at your desk. +1 point for each.
7. The church inviter cards on your desk are the old version. Your church has since replaced them with a newer version. -1 point for each.
What about posting prayers from Saints? Also, do the new Nascar Paintings from Thomas Kincaid count or only his cottage paintings?
I think I get points for playing music from Pandora.com on my computer, but as I work at the front desk of a church, I'm thinking my whole "cubicle" is holy, which probably means I should be swearing less at my computer.
And what about icons and rosaries and cute little Episcopal ads like "He died to take away our sins, not our minds." Not that I have any of those at work....
Man, I only scored a 3 and I work at a church. I do however have a felt Bible family on my wall from an old flannelboard set so that should count for something.
Oh, and no points for a prominent display of my SCL sticker? That's too bad.
lol, you crack me up and this post definately appeals to my bookkeeper profession. Let me find my caclulator and I'll tally my points. :)
What if your cubicle is in a church? That has to have some kind of point value...
A live nativity with animals is only 3 points?! I think that should be atleast 20. :)
Ok, I only scored 1 point for a nativity scene...however.
16. I used to keep a bottle of holy water...I seem to have taken it home though. (baptism is still possible, but by sprinkling instead.)+5
30. I haven't been in this job through Palm Sunday yet...otherwise I would. +2
You forgot a crucifix (+5) and holy medal (+3) - I have those hanging up (and I'm sure there are bonus points for the rubber band/safety pin hanging device I used (+1))
Thus 17 whole big points at some point or another :-D
Oh! and the Christian wallpaper for the computer monitor! Double points for making sure it's visible whenever you leave your desk :)
hahahhahaaha number33
Brilliant stuff.
Has a SCL sticker = +3 points
I got 2...but I have a picture of a cross with some flowers and a mug with 2 Bible verses on it. Those have to be worth at least 1 point each right? So 4 points?
Jon,
Which three points did you score?
I like the one about the tiny piece of pew in lieu of an office chair.
I wonder if there's a way to get a chuch pew in my apartment...
are you kidding me? you didn't mention the cubicle bookshelf that has the following:
The Power of A Praying Customer Service Representative by Stormy Omartian;
The Purpose Driven Desk by Rick Warren;
The Seven Laws of Learnership (for followers and cubicle occupants) by John Maxwell;
and at least one copy of the NOVV Bible (New Office Vernacular Version) by Zondervan
Hey, I have one of those post cards from a missionary to remind me to pray for them. I'm friends with them, and it's the most recent picture of their family so I'm not actually using it as a prayer reminder... but it's there... how many points is that?
I share an office with my boss. On one wall I have picturs of my mission trip to Peru (we evangelized) and on another there's a plaque with Jeremiah 29:11 on it.
On my desk is a small rock that says "El Olam" (a sermon reminder a few months ago). There's currently a very small plaque on my desk that says "Rejoice in the Lord always" that, whenever I look at it, makes me want to bust out singing the children's song about Philippians 4:4 I learned so long ago.
Does a pin of precious feet, a pro-life symbol, count?
Of course, it helps that I work for a ministry ...
But I'll have to remember the "Bless her heart", and possibly get a drawer of holy water for on the spot baptisms.
The pastor's kid here - and I scored a zero. In fact I'm sure I'm in the negative. I've got a Dilbert comic strip, a Dwight Schrute Bobblehead and a "Friends" birthday card that talks.
Someone probably needs to witness to my cube.
Wow. "Tempicle." LOL. I had once had a picture of my Compassion kid in a cubicle. I think that's the best I can do...
How many points is having the Baptist Faith and Message 2000 displayed in my cube???
I got nada, but I work PT. Does a picture of my hubby and I count?
Here's another one:
-you have testamints prominently displayed for others to take. With fresh breath and the bible, you can't go wrong.
i, sadly, do not work in an office, so i don't have a cubicle. although if i did, i'm sure mine would reach "tempicle" status. "tempicle" -great word!
i think displaying your compassion child should get some points though!
side note: i was driving today and saw a SKITTLE car! yes, i said skittle. the paint job was purely skittles - they were all over the car! even said "taste the rainbow" on the back! how crazy is that?!
I scored below 10 points, yet I'm sure my cubicle is still the holiest one up in here. Sometimes this place seems like it's going to hell in a hand basket - and I don't mean the one Moses cruised down the Nile in.
I'm wondering: along with the communion wafer stash, will there also be communion wine available?
Oh, the possibilities...
This made me spew ramen through my nose. ;)
The one about sitting on a little section of a pew instead of a chair made me want to tell you that my (girl, duh) co-worker whose work station is across from mine sits on a medium pink medicine ball, all day every day! I keep wanting to steal a few sit-ups on it while she's over at the copier! But that wouldn't be Christian.
I have a Christian themed screensaver and a Bible verse on a tacky index card taped to the wall. Oh, and The NT audio Bible on the shelf. And lots of Christian music on iTunes.. That's about it for me...
Great post, as usual!
#35 should be worth WAY more than just 3 points.
I am glad to say, I have 0 points on your scaling system. But I've come dangerously close to having a score on the board.
Friends of mine read this blog and I am glad I finally made my way over. It's awesome.
=)
"You have that Carman song with the devil cameo playing at all times."
You mean, EVERY Carman song.
How many points are received for utilizing the walls of the cubicle for portraying felt Sunday School lesson fresh from Sunday’s flannel board?
No cubicle (thank God), but an office not much bigger than one and with no door, so close enough. I'm ashamed to say I scored a zero. I'm such a heathen! But my calender has a verse on it. Does that earn me any points?
How many points for a life-sized, autographed sculpture of Christ?
Ok...by my count my office gets 20 points, but this may be up for review since I am a missionary.
The breakdown:
6 paintings done by children that live in a garbage dump: 2 points each in the souvenir category = 12
Continuous sermon podcast loop +2 = 14
Bible in plain sight +1 = 15
Completely written out (in Spanish) Bible verse of the week on the whiteboard (Phil. 4:13 has been featured) +2 = 17
...and my favorite. Live barnyard animals year round. (We provide lunch for our workers and so there is a plethora of free-range ducks, chickens, sheep, and pigs that tend to wander into the buildings from time to time.) +3 = 20
Verdict?
Wow ... I'm a pastor and my office only scored a 3. Looks like I have some work to do to get back down to a zero.
I'm new to your blog but I just have to say I was crying I was laughing so hard...I'm astonished all of my coworkers didn't just rush my office to see what was so hilarious!!
The Christian Wall Calendar.. and not of the psalms.. but of verses which bring conviction and speak of salvation.
Oh Jon, I laughed so so hard at this! Unfortunately (maybe fortunately..) I don't work in a cubicle, but my room in my university residence definitely has a lot of scriptures up on the walls...
I definitely need to go and repent though - my Red Hot Chili Peppers poster is at least three times bigger and shinier than the pieces of paper with scriptures on them!
And one of my certificates is hung higher than said papers with scriptures! Woe is me! Mea culpa, mea culpa!
I made myself a crucifix out of origami-folded paper hearts though... I reckon that's at LEAST 3 points :P
I got a lousy 1 point for having the Bible on my desk. However, it's a small, travel-sized bible and I need my Cosco 'readers' to see the small print. That probably takes away 1/2 a point. That 1/2 point is probably also negated by the 'Gears of War 2' game that is playing on my Xbox 360 in said cubicle.
BTW, thanks for totally consuming what little free time I had after facebook...
I got a 9 by taking liberties (Isaiah 40:31 instead of Phil. 4:13, etc.). That would be respectable if I wasn't a church secretary! Although, I suppose since I technically have an office, not a cubicle, and my only coworker is the pastor (it's a small church), that's not too bad.
Right? ;o)
Big fat zero. Nada. Nyet. The only thing I do at work that's remotely Christian is blog or read blogs. Does that count?
I don't have time to read through all the other comments right now, so someone could have mentioned this already...but I think you definately need to give points for a Bible verse or Christian themed Screen Saver or Desktop Background. Not that I have either, but I'm sure someone could get some points for that!
I hope that when Jesus comes back - he performs a miracle that inserts and integrates the Delorean from back to the future into every Thomas Kinkade painting.
well unfortunatley I only scored a 2, and that's hopeful!
I dont have a looping podcast of sermons, BUT I do play Piper at least once a week, so I think I can give myself 1 point!
And my Bible isnt always in plain sight, BUT I have a Piper book AND a CS Lewis book in plain sight at all times, so surely that combo is worth 1 point...
So how about some points if you slip your shoes off everytime you eanter your tabercle? (tabernacle+cubicle) Standing on holy ground and all...
Or instead of regular ol' skittles or M&Ms, you have in your candy bowl those little mints wrapped in Bible verses?
And my personal favorite, your voicemail box message ends with with "Have a great day and God bless" before the beep!
Does leaving theological textbooks, commentaries, and scraps of paper covered in Greek paradigms all over the common work area count for anything?
I scored a big, fat ZERO. And my cubicle is in my church...yes that's where I work. My Bible is tucked safely away under my file folder organizer. I have no Scripture verses, cross stitched or otherwise. While there is often CCLI licensed sheet music on my desk (I am the worship coordinator, for Pete's sake), I never have a Christian radio station playing. I have never been on a mission trip. Not a single fish to be found. I hang my head in shame.
I. Am. A. Worm.
Jon this is your best post in awhile!!!
I don't have a cubicle because I'm a pre-k teacher's assistant. I have a whole classroom...so I don't really have the option to bedazzle my room exactly like your cubicle list. I wish I did though, it would make me giggle every time I came into work!
Basically, you should make a list for me of holiest classrooms and other such work places. (Though you'd get fired for having a "holy" workplace in a public school! Lame-o).
I think you forgot Decorating with Jesus or other christian action figures,
+1 if it's just Jesus
+1 per extra character
+4 if they are battling a secular action figure such as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
+5 if Jesus is battling superman.
My cubicle boasts 1 Bible, 1 rosary, 2 different prayer books (in multiple copies), 3 icons, and a poster for the daily prayer group I lead. I don't know what the point value is for these things, but I at least rank, surely, "pious and overly devotional." I'm a theo-librarian and campus minister.
Missionary prayer cards anyone?
...and I work for a Christian org. Does that count?
I know I'm late to the party here, but I had to say...the only obviously Christian stuff I have hanging in my cubicle are my favorite Stuff Christians Like Posts: #292 Eating the homemade VBS play do and #493 Getting single people married as fast as possible.
I think I'm going to have to put this one up too.
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