Want to win a free Stuff Christians Like t-shirt, Stuff Christians Like stickers and as many other cool prizes as I can convince my friends promoting books and what not to donate? Email your answers to the SCL SAT to theacuffs@yahoo(dot)com with "Quiz" in the subject line by Thursday, October 16. I will announce the winner on the site on Friday, October 17. The incredibly attractive SCL prize department, AKA my wife, will send you the grand prize.1. Catalyst speakers Craig Groeschel and Andy Stanley were compared to which two superheroes in the "the Superhero Guide to Famous Pastors?"
A. Daredevil and Thor
B. Superman and the Punisher
C. Spiderman and Batman
2. GI Joe ninja Snake Eyes is to the ESV Bible as Storm Shadow is to the:
A. Message
B. NIV
C. KJV
3. What is "Badger in a bag?"
A. The official mascot of a small Christian school in Scranton, PA.
B. A great potential VBS game.
C. A delicacy in many countries.
4. What does it mean when you say, "Time to get my yoke on?"
A. You're making a very misspelled, unfunny egg joke.
B. You're ready to enter the Christian Dating world.
C. You love farming.
5. What is the "middle finger of grammar?"
A. When you forget the difference between an em dash and en dash.
B. When you lowercase the name “satan” as an insult.
C. When you make 19 typos in a single post.
6. What word was on the tattoo that won the Jesus tattoo contest?
A. Razzle Dazzle
B. Mercy
C. Worship Eagle
7. What is “Booty, God, Booty?”
A. The most lightning inducing phrase on stuffchristianslike.net
B. A new Christian remix album by Lil’ Wayne.
C. A commentary on the inconsistencies of faith.
Tie Breaker
Like Jelly Beans in a jar, what is the total number of words on SCL? (Posts, not comments.)
Send your answers to theacuffs@yahoo(dot)com with "Quiz" in the subject line.
27 comments:
i think i know some of these.. i'll have to get thinking about the rest
Is it bad that I want to study for this quiz to get a 100% and yet I don't want to study for my class' quiz?
If only economics was a funny as SCL.
Oh Jon, so easy. You know many blog readers already have OCD tendencies. Some of us probably count our SCL reading as a part of our daily "quiet time." Oh you'll get a lot of 100%s to be sure, so the completely randomness of the tie-breaker is very clever. However, I think you still may need the added caveat that in the case of a perfect tie, the winner was the one received first.
Is that all you've got?!?
How about a graduate level quiz with a fill in the blank format? For example:
It sucks when you name your kid "___________ __________" and then out of nowhere someone named "_______ ________" gets famous. They then proceed to get arrested for biting a cop outside a strip club and then throw a "____ _________" at the judge during the trial. Suddenly your kid is going to be called "______ _________" out on the playground.
(Which, by the way, is still one of my all-time favorite SCL posts because I have a have a real affinity for stupid humor.)
OK, I entered, but I didn't have time to study. Maybe I won't look like a complete schmuck with my answers. I really do read SCL everyday, but retaining it all is way above my mental capacity. We'll see.
Does the tie breaker count today's post? and does it count Blog titles?
Thanks,
Lew
Jon,
I currently own 218 t-shirts from churches, church groups, Christian concerts, conferences, etc. But I feel strangely compelled to take them all to Goodwill just to have this one t-shirt, as long as I don't have to pay actual money for it. So I have a question. Do you take bribes? I know it's a sin, but I found some awesomely fuzzy pocket candy in my husband's pants while doing the laundry this morning....it could be yours....I'm just saying...
taking the quiz made me feel very confident. and then i got to the tie breaker. i'm already sobbing over my loss, i'm sure that i can't have gotten it right.
You forgot this:
1. No purchase necessary to enter the SCL SAT (also referred to as the "Quiz of Awesomeness"). The contest will end 10/16/2008. The opportunity to play may be effected by local ability to access the Internet at any particular time.
2. The SCL SAT is open to all players, 18 years or older who are legally allowed to participate in such a contest as allowed by their local laws.
3. Players will be informed if they are a winner on or after 10/17/2008. StuffChristiansLike.net and its subsidiaries are not responsible for: incomplete, lost, late, damaged, scrambled or misdirected entries or other errors of any kind whether human, mechanical or electronic, which may limit a user’s ability to participate in the contest.
StuffChristiansLike.net reserves the right to cancel or modify the contest if fraud destroys the integrity of the game as determined by StuffChristiansLike.net in its sole discretion. All entries become the property of StuffChristiansLike.net, and will not be returned or acknowledged.
4. Employees and families of StuffChristiansLike.net and its affiliates and subsidiaries are not eligible. Void where prohibited by law. All Federal, state and local laws and regulations apply.
5. Prizes will be assigned to those who have been identified as winners.
6. Players will be informed at the close of the contest if they are a winner, and if a player is identified as a winner, what prize has been won. Winners will receive their prizes via mail after the contest has completed and winners have been verified. Taxes and delivery fees, if any, are the sole responsibility of the winner. StuffChristiansLike.net and its agencies assume no responsibility or liability for any damages, losses, or injury resulting from the acceptance or use of any prize.
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Wow - Hucklebuck has some time on his hands today.....but good stuff..
4. Employees and families of StuffChristiansLike.net and its affiliates and subsidiaries are not eligible. Void where prohibited by law. All Federal, state and local laws and regulations apply.
Family as in birth family or does it include "Spiritual" Family?
Because then aren't we all family to stuffChristiansLike.net?
kendra golden - seriously! every morning i get to work and pull up SCL and try not to cry laughing, because then i'll be found out. and i'm supposed to be working, not reading SCL.
Nah...Hucklebuck just copied and pasted those from some other contest's rules and then changed them slightly to fit SCL. Am I right? Am I right??? :)
Or he does contests for a living.
Or he's a lawyer.
Joke:
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon..
She emphatically told Frank (and several others)
that everyone seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!
Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a
moment and just turned and walked away.
He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing.
Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house...walked home....and left it there all night!!!
I won't win. Stacy, Hucklebuck or maybe even 'anonymous' will win. They ALWAYS have your favor don't they?!?!?!?! HUH?? Huck probably brought you fresh Skittles to replace the ones you cried into and Stacy made you laugh simply cuz she's your Favorite Woman Who Ain't Your Wife.
Sigh. I NEVER win anything. Sniff. And my sister and brother-in-law who just bought an AIRPLANE won't drop 100$ for my missions trip. (seriously, that is TRUE) Can ANYTHING else go wrong?????
I bet the worshiip eagle will drop DNA on my windshield later after I drive home from missing the biggest side hug photo op.
So, any pity prizes??? I worked that one over pretty well, dontcha think?
JennyM
*cracking knuckles* I feel pretty good about my answers and my tie-breaker answer.
If I were you I wouldn't even bother attempting the quiz. I got it down pat.
I'll pray for you.
lol i finally figured it out :P
fb and beth,
it's not that i had time on my hands, i just go all out for a joke. (just ask my wife. it drives her nuts.)
and yes, i copied and pasted and did a little manipulating.
Ah ha! I knew it, Hucklebuck! My husband does the same type of thing...maybe your wife and I should start a support group.
I didn't know which post to put this comment on, but it must be said. "Friends are Friends Forever" was suggested at my Christian Homeschool senior band meeting tonight. HELP ME!!!! What should I do? lol
ok this isnt fair! ive only been reading this blog for a couple of months...u need different level of quizes...im only in k-5!!!
Katdish -
Well done. I think you even stumped me. That's some PHD level SCL right there.
Jon
is this an "open book" style quiz?
or a take home test where i am "not supposed to use the book to find the answers"?
katdish,
Hardly graduate level stuff...perhaps "high school level" (the same as the reading level of your blog).
For the record: Orange Julius, Orange Julius, ham sandwich, Ham Sandwich.
I came over from Without Wax and I'm hooked. Please post the answers to this quiz sometime, what a hoot!
Blessings, Whitney
i won't even try to join this one. i mean, you might spend more for postage to the Philippines than what you've spent for the prizes. :p so i'll spare you and just spend my day having a bitter gripe on whoever wins. hehe. :p
You mentioned Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow from GI Joe, ...that itself was awesome.
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