Sunday, April 13, 2008

#146. Casually writing books about God.

Writing a book about God should be a terrifying experience. That sentence might not make sense until I unpack it. (A phrase I learned from counselor #3). But in the last eight months or so as I've worked on two different book concepts, that is exactly how I have felt. And there are two reasons primarily:

1. He's a hurricane and I have crayons.
Trying to capture the might and majesty and power and beauty of God with Microsoft Word is like trying to capture the sheer terror of a hurricane with crayons on a piece of paper. It's impossible. No matter how good your words are, or how tightly wrapped your ideas are, on some levels, you are left with a shadow of a shadow of a shadow.

2. Volleyballs don't care.
If I write a really horrible, just flat out sucktacular book on volleyball, I'll never have to answer for that when I die. I won't go before Wilson from the Tom Hanks movie "Castaway" and be forced to explain why I chose haiku as the best way to express the game of volleyball. But I think when Christian authors die, God is bound to say, "You spent longer filling out your NCAA college basketball bracket then you did writing most of your books about me. That is bogus."

I believe both those things are true, but sometimes not everybody does. How else can you explain the reams and reams and shelves and shelves of Christian literature that bloom anew each year. How often have you heard a Christian author say, "I knew that this material possibly had eternal consequences so when the publisher asked me to write a quick spin off after the success of the first book, I said 'No.'" Not that often or maybe just not often enough.

I am terrified of writing a book about God. And I think this idea applies to a lot of the other things we do in God's name. It's OK to be a little scared. It's OK to have a sense of gravity surround you when you sing on stage for the Lord.

He's a big, massive, wild guy and hope we never grow callused to that idea.

26 comments:

Kristina said...

Microsoft Word? Maybe not. But I think OpenOffice is really capable of capturing God's essence.

andrea said...

What about Pages. I personally think God prefers a Mac.

kimana83 said...

Amen!

And the previous comments were amusing. Hehe.

Anonymous said...

this could go for probably 90-95% of worship songs out there as well. i think it's getting better, but some of the stuff that has slipped through the cracks in the past 10 years or so has been downright embarassing in terms of lyrical (and musical, for that matter) content.

and yes, i too am nearly certain that God is a Mac guy. i'm pretty sure that PC's were created by "the enemy" ;) they're confusing, unreliable, and cost less in the short term, but in the long term, you're just left needing something better...

tmamone said...

Which is why all I can do is just write about what God has done in my life, because if I tried to find the right words to fully describe God, my head would explode like that guy from "Scanners."

37stories said...

Liked your post, "1. He's a hurricane and I have crayons" as illustrative of the tremendous cap between us and Him. He being indescribably powerful and us indescribably impotent.

But alas, even the fear and complexity of a hurricane is dwarfed by GOD. How do you capture the essence of something you can't see, but only experience the effects of? Still the hurricane is a great choice. Just multiply the fear and complexity by some as yet to be defined unquantifiable number.

mandoron said...

Oops. Anonymous beat me to it. As a songwriter, I'm probably guilty of not taking the lyrics seriously enough at times.

My wife has written a book, and is currently seeking to get it published. She has commented more than once on the lack of quality in Christian fiction.

Great post! You nailed it again Jon.

Tex said...

@ 37stories:
ALAS! Even your posts explanation of unknowable coefficients of awesomeness cannot begin to describe the awesomeness of God's left toenail!

I'm just kiddin. I think we all know that he was trying to illustrate the fact that it is very hard to paint a picture of the dude that um...made the entire universe.

mandoron said...

This discussion reminds me of John Schlitt's song "God is Too Big."

Anything we say or sing or write or do attempts to put God in a box. But He's always bigger than our box.

Does that mean we that we shouldn't attempt to express our thoughts on the Creator? No.

It does mean that we need to be conscious of our limitations to explain the unexplainable. We're probably not going to get it completely right until we meet Him face-to-face.

Janel said...

As a Christian writer and editor, I have crayons too. Great word picture!

As an editor who has been faculty at Christian writer's conferences, I've met writer's who are on a crusade to write for God. They are bound and determined to get published and can't imagine why editors don't want their stuff. I find it's the ones who understand they are writing with crayons that truly impact the Kingdom - and find publishers.

Well, if you're reeeally going to get picky, I think God actually prefers dip pen and ink. :^p

Stephen Hunton said...

funny, but so true.

I can't get to this blog any other way than through ragamuffinsoul.com...can you invite my email address to the blog. ;)

Prodigal Jon said...

Stephen -
If you try the blogspot address the site gets all crazy on you.

Use www.stuffchristianslike.net and you should be fine

Let me know if you have any other issues.
Thanks
Jon

Christy said...

I had the same thoughts/feelings when I read an article in World Magazine about whats-her-name Rice (the vampire writing lady) writing a book from the perspective of Jesus Christ. Now that she has had a conversion experience she is writing "Christian" books. I just don't know about writing a novel about Jesus as if I knew what He would think and say. I wouldn't do it, and I won't read hers, either.

Josh said...

Reminds me of a song by one of my favorite bands (mewithoutYou). Goes something like:

A fish swims through the sea while the sea is in a certain sense, contained within the fish! Oh, what am I to think of what the writing of a thousand lifetimes could not explain if all the forest trees were pens and all the oceans ink?

Timbo said...

I hope that God is chooses to opt for a phrase to express his displeasure at Christian writers that is better than "Bogus". I should think that God is cool to at least say something like "Your book? Man, that was wack.".

princessofsomething said...

If I get to heaven and God uses the word "bogus" I am going to fall over laughing.

Chad said...

"He is a hurricane and I have crayons." This is an incredible quote. I haven't been able to get it out of my mind since I read it. Awesome.

monkeybaker said...

I have to agree that I have seen some pretty ridiculous ones in the "Christian" section of the book store. I'm guessing that the lack of Bible verses in those books means that the references to Jesus are implied somewhere in the manuscript, but even with a college education, I just don't see it.

rubyslipperlady said...

While I believe that we are all working for God, I have a title that seems to scream it and make people think more of me than I deserve (they say things that I think are silly).

I'm a, yup, I hesitate to say it, but a - missionary.

I live in a nice apt and do a great and fun job doing what I studied for and travel and meet people and am learning so much I sometimes think my brain might explode or that I'm back in grad school. However, I do all of this in Africa.

Do stuff in God's name has a different level of responsibility in other's eyes. That can be a lot of pressure if you let it.

Anonymous said...

sucktacular is now a part of my vocabulary. Thank you.

David said...

Very good. For the record, though, each thing I do is something for which I'll need to account. Even writing crappy volleyball books :)

Anonymous said...

What a sagacious post. Because writing books about God is nothing like writing blogs about God. At all. Say whatever you want, 'cause no trees died in the process of publishing your thousands upon thousands of words about faith.

Love your stuff, but this post was just asking for it.

Greg Cooper said...

as a mac user i'd love to say God is a Mac man, but we all know that Apple was the fall of man kind... unfortunately God is a windows user, and the faith in him comes in not installing anti-virus software...

Stan said...

I love the fact that one mention of MS Word opened up the Mac vs PC debate - ha!

To throw in my 2 pennies worth - God uses Macs (isn't there an entry somewhere about getting the best money can buy?) and OpenOffice (which is of course free but God loves it when we unite in a community to do good stuff)

iisanidiot said...

This may not fall under Casually writing books about God, but the people who somehow manage to write sixteen books a year... Like Elizabeth George, or Kay Arthur. Not just the crappy Every Young Womens, Every Childs Every Mom's editions, but like sixteen books a year on different topics... Like we really believe your doing that much writing, having a wonderful marriage, (as evidenced by the happy couple photo on the author bio on the back cover), and having a full time speak six out of seven days a week with travel... i think they have people writing for them... or they are so good, nothing ever needs to go to proof, or edit, or anything... just pure, straight to press awesomeness... problem is... the books are not awesome but that's beside the point.

Tyjinks said...

He comes in one year later and puts in two cents:

This is definitely something I struggle with, not as a writer, but as a performer. I'm pretty sure I'm not the type that the church allows to sing because they can't say no. In fact, I probably can't be because I don't like to sing in church.

No matter how much singing is one of my most heartfelt expressions of worship, the moment I get up in front of an audience, it ceases to be about God, and it's all about me. I'd like to think I'm giving my best, but it's mostly about how good I look or sound. I still haven't figured out how to make things right.